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Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon IIIAll of you stay seated, it's just a cartoon.
Why don't you trust me? Life's a game!
Stop being so scared, I'm not a loon.
I'm good at life, nobody can kill me,
And I know what can kill you, you'll see soon.
Yes that's right, you wimps think you're safe?
Die and come back? Not anymore, nor any time soon.
Death by roulette, I call it Nightmare Wheel!
Pulls you into spikes, killing you for pleasure of a toon.
Step right up, die now and you'll come back to die once more.
Or accept the truth, sit back and see the balloon.
You'll be corrupted when it hits, lost to wander if you survive.
The lucky ones see what comes after death this afternoon.
First to die for real, what an honor it must be to be you.
If Gatonom's words hold true, we'll see very soon.
Ah yes... Barbed wire, amputation, and castration,
Acid, electrocution, and crucifixion. This ends at noon.
The fear runs high, feel her energy... Final Destiny!
It takes a sacrifice of five lives, so what? It's noon...
a nuclear explosion, kil
Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon IIWelcome to the Circus of Nightmare,
I'll cut people in half, but I don't do illusions.
Magic is not tricking the eye, it's a tool.
All eyes are on me, that just doubles the fun.
Just think what it was like for me in the Shadow Realm.
I was locked away in isolation,
Nobody offered to perform for me!
Now I am free, now let the show begin!
No volunteers? I guess everyone wants death slow.
Or maybe not, some of you do use the option.
I'm not killing you alone, Blue-Eyes are a trio.
Meet my brother and my sister as they join the fun.
Let's lighten the room, light is good right?
Triple White Lightning! And then once again!
Six lightning strikes end half a million lives!
The show is just starting, you can't ever win.
Our lifespan is eternal, nothing you have can hurt us.
It is time to die, time to pay for not giving in.
You will die for our pleasure, your advantage is now ours.
I can kill forever, I am Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon!
Blue-Eyes Toon DragonCall me a psycho, or a maybe just a loon.
All I want to do is have fun, why take my fun?
Like separating a kid and his balloon?
You can't have fun alone in the dark.
I need fun. I need help. I'll get it soon.
I just want to play, is that so wrong?
I can't play if it's not their tune.
You call it land of the free? Let me see.
As I leave this prison, I look at the moon.
Always follow your heart, mine says blood.
I am free now, I am the first free toon.
Massacre is an understatement,
When do I go too far? When is too soon?
Death is funny, comic murder is new to you.
Isn't it ironic to bet against a toon?
Cheaters bet their lives on crooked dealing,
Giving you what you deserve makes my heart balloon.
But who cares about a few humans? I care about me.
My pleasure, my fun. My biggest show starts at noon.
Back from retirement, I am Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon.
Miaow"Miaow" said the kitten
Messing around with a mitten
She had small ears and little white socks
Then on the door came 3 loud knocks
"Miaow" she said another time
As the doorbell began to chime
She heard a bolt, she heard a key
She wondered out to go see
Who it was that she could hear
With her tiny kitten ear.
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